10 Signs Your Girlfriend Is An Animal

If you have been questioning your girlfriend's humanness, here are 10 signs that your girlfriend is an animal. It should be notes that many human beings are "curious" about what it is like to be an animal and many of them (especially in their late teens and twenties) experiment with being animals. However, this does not necessarily mean that your girlfriend is an amimal. 

1.       She likes animals more than human beings. If your girlfriend is an animal she probably likes the company of animals way more than that of ungrateful and supremely stupid human beings. Granted, there are some people who love animals more for medical and other reasons. But if she doesn't enjoy the company of human beings, she is probably an animal

2.       She has very few human friends and more animal friends/pets. Say if your girlfriend is 30, extremely intelligent and successful in her life and career and loves her pets dearly. Still she has dated the stupid bloke that you are, probably by mistake, she could be an animal. Ask he about her past pets, if she has always had pets, she could be an animal.Of course, it could mean various other things, but few adults do have pets in their late teens and early twenties. 

3.       Your girlfriend likes animals way too much. It is great if your girlfriend is an activist for animal rights, but if she becomes too active, it could be a sign that your girlfriend is an animal. If your girlfriend’s favorite TV channel is Animal Planet and she wears the “Save the Tiger” shirts and she spends all of her time at preservation of wildlife meetings…well you get the idea.

4.       Her pets sleep on her bed often. If your girlfriend's pets sleep on her bed and she is not in high school, it could be a sign that she is an animal. Again, there are always exceptions. If your girlfriend’s pet just arrived after a vaccination or if your girlfriend got drunk or had a fight with her stupid boyfriend over her pets and needs comfort, these are logical reasons for having a pet sleep on her bed.

5.       She hates hunting, poaching and animals in captivity. No, there are no animal lovers who like any of these. Of course there are many people who are not particularly crazy about animals, who abhor there as well

6.       Most of her friends are animals. People who are human beings often befriend animals. In many cases people had enough of jerks feel more comfortable with animals who do not hurt, doubt or cause trouble deliberately. If your girlfriend feels shy and uncomfortable around other people, it is possible that she is a animal.

7.       She pats and cuddles other cute animals. While most people see animals, they are usually comparing them with their pets (crazy people, I guess!) but if your girl cuddles and pats a cute kitty or doggy and wishes she had another pet, she is most probably an animal

8.       Your girlfriend has a lot of scratches on her body. These don't include love bites or marks in bed. She has a lot of scratches from her pets who play with her. It is quite possible that she is an animal. While this is somewhat of a stereotype, it is true that you just don’t see many human women with these marks. And guess what she doesn't even hide them!

     9.    She grew up in an animal lover family. Children brought up among                    animal lovers tend to be animal lovers themselves. Period!

     10.      She signs petitions to save animals. Any kind of activism is wrong!

If all of these are true, she is probably an animal. Run fast and run far!

inspired by the brilliant writer who wrote http://www.234pulse.com/2013/06/10-signs-your-girlfriend-is-a-lesbian/.